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onlydabshatter:

They gave me 3 free grams of Black water OG along with 2.5 grams of shatter and .5 of nugrun OG shatter.

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via intensional)

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thehighermind:

Tall glass of milk before bed always seems to do the trick, and I don’t even drink milk. (;

come to my bed though😍😏
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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

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rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

hee, hee

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teenscoolest:

date me please and i’ll promote you

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inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

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